January 2011
pnicholsonphotographs asked: i got kind of excited :[ also, it better be worth the money and you better use that camera otherwise there's going to be problems.
annabarber:
cookedsewage:
i have decided im going to find anna a boyfriend.
Just find me a date for Valentine’s Day!
okay, a date for valentines day.
free to a good home: my sister.
eventhoughvalentinesdayissillyandboyfriendsareoverrated
i have decided im going to find anna a boyfriend.
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also:
my store moved and we inherited a cockroach problem. and a liquid bubbling up from the floor problem.
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got this vintage camera today and it was a gift and its really beautiful and it makes beautiful sounds and i want to love it and but i hate the light meter and no amount of googling makes me not hate the light meter.
“I don’t agree with the concept of award ceremonies, but I’m prepared to make an...”
– Banksy, in an official statement concerning his directorial debut Exit Through The Gift Shop being nominated for an Oscar.
[nme.]
(via thedailywhat)
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“Now, what about marketing to children? Ample science, along with statements by...”
– Why the Happy Meal is a Crime—and Not Just a Culinary One (via azspot)
I’ve always been slightly annoyed by ads targeted at children. Such ads seem exploitative to me. Nice to have that backed up.
On the flip side, these ads taught me about disappointment; that not everything you’re told you...
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Sheldon: What is the best number? By the way, there's only one correct answer.
Raj: 5,318,008?
Sheldon: Wrong! The best number is 73. [Short silence] You're probably wondering why.
Leonard & Howard: No no, we're good.
Sheldon: 73, is the 21st prime number, it's mirror 37 is the 12th and it's mirror 21 is the product of multiplying, hang on to your hats, 7 and 3. Did I lie?
Leonard: We did it! 73 is the... Chuck Norris of numbers!
Sheldon: Chuck Norris wishes! In binary, 73 is a palindrome, 1001001, which backwards is 1001001, exactly the same. All Chuck Norris gets you backwards is Sirron Kcuhc!
Raj: Just for the record, when you enter 5,318,008 in a calculator, upside down it spells BOOBIES!
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smuttonchop asked: sarah next time you come over PLEASE help me figure out tumblr
gloved twittering is my favorite thing
VVVVVV
Glove Text
Mom: Textomg om globes is sooooop jard
Mom: Wale ip sleepujeaaaad
Mom: I’m xomoimgggg
4 reasons I want to move to the south.
annabarber:
Particularly North Carolina.
I hate New York. Not so much Beacon<3. But New York.
Cold weather doesn’t last nearly as long.
SOUTHERN ACCENTS.
Moe’s Southwest Grill.
yeah but I was thinking more like.. Mexico
“If Sarah Palin were black, her daughter’s out of wedlock, “baby daddy drama”...”
– If Sarah Palin Were Black (via azspot)
Just goes to show how far Palin’s whiteness can take her. Zero intellect, two high school drop-outs, an unwed teen mother, a quitter of the one major job she had. Master of hateful coded language targeting opponents as not “real Americans”. Belongs to a church...
bogo!
timewhisperer:
today was an okay day. snow up the wahzoo, but i got new shoes out of it! <3
Bogo. WERE YOU AT MY JOB
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if a guy told me he'd catch a grenade for me
why the fuck would anyone throw a grenade at me in the first place?
bonanzajellybean:
brandonreilly:
@vinniecaruana / @BrandonReilly solo acoustic tour dates. Check it out and PLEASE RT! http://bit.ly/gPTZL1
SARAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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If Sarah Palin Were an Animal Rights Activist,... →
last post today sorry amigos :(
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brand new is the best band ever to live.
sorry, saves the day. cant argue with this one.
you are calm and reposed
let your beauty unfold
pale white, like the skin stretched over your bones
spring keeps you ever close
you are secondhand smoke
you are so fragile and thin, standing trial for your sins
holding on to yourself the best you can
you are the smell before rain
you are the blood in my veins
