September 2011
"God Needed a Driver" and Other Ways of Justifying...
thetangential:
Dale Earnhardt: Guess God needed a driver.
Great-Grandma Edna: Guess God needed an angel.
My Uncle Dave: Guess God needed an alcoholic divorcee.
Long-time Baseball Coach: Guess God needed to take some infield.
Amy Winehouse: Guess God needed a heroin-addled pop star.
Dad: Guess God needed an asshole.
Random Homeless Guy: Guess God needed someone to sleep in his trashcan.
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bonanzajellybean:
amypond:
nightmare of you -...
mohnson:
If you list sarcasm as a language you speak on your facebook profile there’s a 100% chance I want to punch you in the face
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eggsbenedict:
I will remember your small room the feel of you the light in the window your records your books our morning coffee our noons our nights our bodies spilled together sleeping the tiny flowing currents immediate and forever your leg my leg your arm my arm your smile and the warmth of you who made me laugh again.
-Charles Bukowski
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August 2011
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Last thing about Tyler the Creator...
zaysomethingelse:
How can people sit there and say him and OF aren’t mainstream? Yonkers has over 17 million views, he’s EVERYONE on MTV, Fuse and social media, and he’s a cult figure. Dickriders make me laugh.
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i get unreasonably angry when i’m talking to people at school and they say “oh i dont know how much this textbook was my parents bought it”
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How to Make Me Cry
thetangential:
Get a marching band. There’s something about a marching band that gets me every time. If the marching band is for something I did, I lose it even more. For example, during college convocation, the marching band came down the aisles of the auditorium, and all I could think was, “This is what it’s like to be successful! You did it!” Of course, all my freshman friends got to see...
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11 Brilliant 'Arrested Development' Shout Outs To...
thebluthcompany:
Here are 11 of the best times when “Arrested Development” makes a reference to an actor’s real life or past roles.
Henry Winkler making the Fonz pose and jumping a shark.
Henry Winkler playing against type as the incompetent, foul-mouthed, bi-curious family lawyer was one of the great casting coups of “Arrested Development”. Also, if any show deserved to have Winkler...
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do you ever think to yourself
“wow my blog sucks today”
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I've never seen a single person fight weed, the...
dude-you-are-rad:
If you do this, I think you are addicted to marijuana.
Smoke every day
If you buy the weed, you’re usually broke
You can’t have fun with your friends, in private usually, without smoking.
Alot, if not most or all of your ‘funny’ stories, are about things you did high.
Now, you may tell me “Marijuana isn’t addicting. I can stop whenever I want.”
God, I’ve heard that...
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When you drop your phone on your face
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